What's his name?
We'd like your help in baptising this wee chap ...
We have no idea know who or what he or she is but we think s/he might be either a kefir grain or a good gut bug. We're tired of calling him "Kefi guy" added to which that's now starting to be my own name where I used to be Conor. So, please send your entries to email@example.com marking "Name" in the subject field. Terms & conditions apply but nothing too sensible: basically the name we like best wins!
Winner receives a box of 12 mixed flavour Kefi ice-creams delivered to their door!